Paige The Influencer loves that you are here! Have fun shopping!

Everything here is original, just like YOU.

Wheeee! I'm Paige and this is my MERCH PAGE! So glad you are here. Have fun perusing through some of my favorite products. I have prints, posters, clothes, mugs, prints, and original photos of ME and some of my very BREAST FRIENDS, taken by amazing artists, credited in each specific artwork. Please know that proceeds from your amazing obsession with me will go towards me making more titillating content to refresh and inspire you. I love collaborating with other artists, dancers, choreographers, comedians, activists, fashion designers, hairstylists, writers, and all the other kinds of badass humans who use our powers in the BREAST ways we possibly can. If you have any questions about a product, or really need me to star in your upcoming event, please reach out. XOXO

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Special Collections

Art!
We can look at each other all day if you buy one of these very special framed posters. With photography by some of my very breast friends, these images will be sure to titillate you and your guests./collections/art
Active Wear!
Obviously everyone will be looking at you while you work out, so why not look RIGHT BACK at them with these fun sassy pieces that make for playful conversation pieces in or out of the gym. May your dancing, yoga, running, walking, meditating, and just standing still be a work of art. /collections/active-wear
Sweatshirts & Hoodies!
Nothing says "Happy Holidays," like my face on your chest in one of these fun, warm pieces. Treat yourself. /collections/sweatshirts-and-hoodies
Shirts N'Tops
Tops Tops Tops. Find the one that feels right for you and we can see the world new. /collections/shirts-n-tops